Wild West

Assignment

  1. Take your list of irregular verbs.
  2. Write down at least ten verbs in a row. Continue from where you stopped.
  3. Use the verbs in alphabetical order!
  4. Limit yourself to 150 words.
  5. Underline all irregular verbs in the story.
  6. Post as a comment

Wild west

Take your list of verbs. Pick the first one. Try to fit it into the sentence ”Back in Texas I walked into a saloon, I…”. Continue building a short but absurd story with your verb list and the words below. If the story turns surreal, let it!

Words

Stetson hat, stirrup, horse, bar maid, whiskey, Indian, scalp, marshal, beautiful, jealous.

26 reaktioner till “Wild West”

  1. Back in Texas,I walked into a saloon. I began to look around then I saw a man who wore a stetson hat. He bought a beautiful horse, really I felt jealous. Then I went to the bar and I ordered one glass of whiskey. A bar maid asked a Indian man why he had scalp in the his belt. But suddenly we heard a horse which was trying to run but someone succeeded to catch it.

    Gilla

  2. Back in Texas, I walked into a saloon. I bought a soup that was burning hot. I cut myself on a knife. The soup was so hot so I burned myself and started to bleed. After i woke up from that tremendus hour, I awoke and walked home. And began making some soup.
    After a while i”d became very tired, i was about to brush my teeth, but i bent the toothpaste tube so
    much, so it all flew in my face. I did go to the kitchen so i could cleen off the mess i”ve done. I caught my son eaten cookies. So i bit him in the ear.
    And then it was time for me to sleep. I needed to bound myself in the bed so I could sleep.

    Gilla

  3. Back in Texas, I walked into a saloon to drink some shots whiskey of with my friends. When we had walked in to the saloon we bought a couple of shots and sat down at a table. I was drinking a lot of whisky and it was burning in my throat. We saw some good looking bar maids in there. I was so drunk so I dropped my stetson hat. I bent over to pick up my hat and I fell on my head on the floor and got unconscious. My friends was waking me up and when I was awaked I was bleeding from my head. They called an ambulance but I didn’t wanted to go to the hospital. My friends was carrying me to our horses and we was riding on the horses to my house. And when the ambulance was at the saloon to pick me up we were gone.

    Gilla

  4. Back in Texas I walked into a saloon. I was beaten immediately by the first guy that saw me because my stetson hat was pink and apparently they did not like it. But I liked it. I took it off and walked to the bar where the bar maid asked me if I want anything. They did not sell new hats so I had to order something else. I ordered a whiskey but it tasted bad that I sold it to an Indian in exchange for a scalp. Apparently it is illegal to sell scalps in Texas so I got arrested by the town marshal. Mostly because I looked beautiful with my pink stetson hat on and he was jealous of it but also for the scalp thing. There were no stirrups on his horse to help me get up on it. The people of texas had really powerful legs so they were able to directly jump on the back of the horse. But I wasn’t. So I had to walk.
    I also learned that the alphabet back then was much different so my verbs are in alphabetical order. Never argue with somebody from the wild west!

    By: Robert Gosa

    Gilla

  5. Draw, Drive, Give, Hit, Hurt, Kneel, Mow, Pay, Swim, Write

    The amazing spiderman
    Back in Texas I walked into a saloon, I literally sat on a table and drew a stetson hat that I put on my head. I told people that came to the table that I have jumped on a mechanical horse with the help of a stirrup and drove the mechanical horse with red flames to this saloon.

    I gave the bar maid the drawing of the stetson hat and hit her after she rejected it, she didn´t accept the hat. I didn´t want to hurt her so I took a whiskey bottle from the shelf and gave it to the maid. She was happy and kneeled saying please mow my lawn today, I need a indian worker as soon as possible. I refused but then she said that she would pay me so I could buy me a scalp. I would only do it if I could swim with her man Marshal and write him a beautiful love story. The bar maid got angry and jealous and took the whiskey bottle and smashed it on my head.

    Gilla

  6. buy – bought – bought
    cast – cast – cast
    drink – drank – drunk
    fly – flew – flown
    give – gave – given
    knit – knitted/knit – knitted/knit
    outbid – outbid – outbid
    shrink – shrank/shrunk – shrunk
    spit – spit/spat – spit/spat
    unweave – unwove/unweaved – unwoven/unweaved
    ————————————————————————–
    Back in Texas I walked into a saloon, I bought a glass of chocolate milk and took a window seat. I cast a spell on a cat who walked past the window while I drank the milk. I flew up from the table when I saw him, the gambler. Last year I gave him all my money after a bet. I started to knit his hair in anger while he outbid another man on a giraffe. He shrank the giraffe to pocket-size and then spat on it. My brains was so messed up by this game, so I unwove his hair.

    Gilla

  7. Verb:
    Buy
    Caught
    Fell
    Forgot
    Give
    Hang
    Hid
    Know
    Lose
    Weep

    Back in Texas I walked into a saloon, I bought a Stetson hat, then i walked out and caught my horse and the stirrups fell off. I jumped off the horse and walked in again, there i fought the bar maid. I forgot the whiskey, which made me sad. I won over the bar maid and used the Indian scalp technique on the bar maid. I gave everyone in the saloon a hi-five. I hung around for a while when all of a sudden the marshall came through the doors of the saloon. I hid my whiskey bottle as it was illegal to drink it in bars. I knew the marshall was jealous of my beautiful scalp. The marshall lost his brave face and started to weep.

    Gilla

  8. Back in Texas i walked into a saloon, I walked to the bar maid to ask for a drink, she knew that I was a cowboy and the she asked what i we’re doing in Texas, I told her that my stirrup broke so my horse left me. So the bar maid gave me a whiskey and that night I overdrank myself so I was really tired then a girl who looked like an Indian tried to help me, you could not see her scalp but she was still very beautiful so i tried to prove to her that I was romantic but she ran away so i tried to sing a song for her but then i woke up from my dream. I wrote a letter to the girl that I was very jealous of the guy who has your love hope it’s not a marshal

    Gilla

  9. Arise arose arisen

    Begin began begun

    Come came caom

    Drink drank drunk

    Fight fought fought

    Fly flew flown

    Get got gotten

    Hear heard heard

    Know knew known

    Lose -lost- lost

    Back in Texas I walked into a saloon. I saw a marshall arise form his chair. He began to dance. Then the bar maid came and start dancing to. They went and drank some whiskey. A fight started and chairs flew all over the place. A drunk Indian got a bottle thrown at his head, and I heard a loud crash sound when the bottle burst and he knew the fight was lost.

    Gilla

  10. Arise arose arisen

    Begin began begun

    Come came caom

    Drink drank drunk

    Fight fought fought

    Fly flew flown

    Get got gotten

    Hear heard heard

    Know knew known
    Lose -lost- lost

    Back in Texas I walked into a saloon. I saw a Marshall arise form his chair. He began to dance. Then the bar maid came and start dancing to. They went and drank some whiskey. A fight started and chairs flew all over the place. A drunk Indian got a bottle thrown at his head, and I heard a loud crash sound when the bottle burst and I knew the fight was lost.

    Gilla

  11. Flee, fled, fled
    Foresee, foresaw, foreseen
    Grind, Ground, Ground
    Interwind, interwound, interwound
    Mow, mowed mowed/mown
    Outshoot, outshot, outshot
    Parttake, parttook, partaken
    Rebind, rebound, rebound
    Shrink, shrank/shrunk, shrunk
    Slay, Slew/slayed, Slain/Slayed.

    Wild West

    Back in Texas I walked into a saloon to only a second later be chased by Indians. As I fled through the doors from the Indians I foresaw my horse being around the bar corner, so I ran pass the bar maid, stealing the whisky she held in her hand, aiming for the sand ground down brick corner of the saloon. As I used the stirrups to get onto my horse I took my Stetson hat and but it on my bare scalp. When I rode away the marshal tried to intertwine but ropes from his horse interwound with his shoe laces and I mowed him down. Some people tried to shoot at me, but I quickly outshot them because I had partaken in shooting class and had by now whetted my skills. As the Marshal rebounded towards his horse his patience quickly shrunk and he started galloping towards me. But I was to quick and threw a dagger towards the horse which hit in the heart and slayed the horse.

    Gilla

  12. Verbs:
    Buy
    Caught
    Fell
    Forgot
    Give
    Hang
    Hid
    Know
    Lose
    Weep

    Back in Texas I walked into a saloon, I bought a Stetson hat, then I walked out and caught my horse and the stirrups fell off. I jumped off the horse and walked in again, there I fought the bar maid. I forgot the whiskey, which made me sad. I won over the bar maid and used the Indian scalp technique on the bar maid. I gave everyone in the saloon a hi-five. I hung around for a while when all of a sudden the marshall came through the doors of the saloon. I hid my whiskey bottle as it was illegal to drink it in bars. I knew the marshall was jealous of my beautiful scalp. The marshall lost his brave face and started to weep.

    Gilla

  13. Back in the Texas I walked into a saloon, I yelled ”What do a man have to do to get a glass of whiskey in here”. A beautiful bar maid came to me and said ”fuck you”. I heard some horses outside the saloon. It was some indians that was jealous and mad at our town because it was build at there grandfathers mark. So they wanna make a trade we get a stetson hat each and some scalp, but we didn´t want the trade so he challenged me to a stirrup and I don´t fly away from challenged. I accept it, and I lost so as a Marshal I was a man of my word. So I lost all i had, my town.

    make made made
    come came came
    get got gotten
    walk walked walked
    lost lost lost
    say said said
    hear heard heard
    fly flew flow

    Gilla

  14. bend
    bid
    crossbreed
    daydream
    fight
    forgive
    grind
    hear
    inbreed
    mishear

    Back in Texas I walked into a saloon, I asked for a drink but they told me to bend over first, so I did. The people around in the saloon started to bid, saying something about how long I would last, I had no idea what was going on, until a big crossbreed indian horse came into the room, it looked angry and attacked me. I killed the horse so easy and I ripped his scalp off with my hands, there was a big stirrup in the crowd, some even started daydreaming about the a guy named Marshal with a very beautiful stetson hat. After the fight a bar maid gave me some whisky, I was happy and drank it with the guys in the saloon. one guy who was a bit jealous that i killed the horse said that the only way he would forgive me was if I won against him in CS:GO, so I accepted his challenge. I won easy and typed ez in chat after the game, and after that I started grinding solo queue. When i was playing i heard something behind me so I checked and saw a inbreed rat, I ignored him because I was in a important clutch, I misheard the bomb location and lost the game.

    Gilla

  15. break – broke – broken
    bring – brought – brought
    crossbreed – crossbred – crossbred
    drink – drank – drunk
    dwell – dwelled – dwelt
    fall – fell – fallen
    fly – flew – flown
    foretell – foretold – foretold
    meet – met – met
    outdraw – outdrew – outdrawn

    Back in Texas I walked into a saloon, and I broke the Stetson hat of a nearby thug. Thirsty after all the breaking, I asked the bar maid to bring me a HUGE glass of whiskey. The bar maid was beautiful but looked kind of crossbred, probably made in a factory or something. I drank my whiskey and thought that I shouldn’t dwell into the past of this Indian-African-American-Asian-Scottish-Scandinavian bar maid. I felt something weird going on on top of my head, on my scalp to be exact. A horse had fallen through the roof and began to remove hair from my scalp. I flew up from my chair and kicked the horse accidentally hitting the stirrup of the horse, hurting myself in the process. No-one could have foretold the jealousness of the masochistic barmaid as she watched the horse get beaten… I then met the Marshal, he walked into the saloon and challenged me to a duel. I obviously outdrew him as expected and shot him.

    Gilla

  16. Verbs:
    Arise
    Bite
    Feed
    Give
    Hang
    Know
    Put
    Read
    Saw
    Take

    Stetson hat, stirrup, horse, bar maid, whiskey, Indian, scalp, Marshal, beautiful, jealous

    Back in Texas I walked into a saloon, I gave my money to the beautiful bar maid in the bar and i got some whiskey, I read on a sign that there was a indian man with a stetson hat that had escaped from prison and had a bounty on him worth 25,000$. I arose from my chair and saw the man, I didn’t have my gun with me so i decided to bite him. After i bit him i saw that he was dead and shortly after i took my money from the Marshal, he was jealous that he could not complete the task and he stepped on his stirrup took his horse and left. After that I knew that I never needed my gun only my teeths. Later that day I scalped a man that had hung himself because I was bored.

    Gilla

  17. Back in Texas I walked into a saloon, I sat down and I opened a whiskey and began to talk to my friends and we had a great time. We got drunk we walk out to the street and we took are revolvers and we started to shot in tho the sky and we just laughed. The cops heard us and they came and arrested us, they tok us tho a small building where we were overnight, we had to pay 1000 $ damage compensation for what we did that in the evening. No whan did remember what happened. When we got back from jail when I was walking home I so some people lokt at us, one of my frends ho wher not whit us yesterday told us what we did was stupid and he also said we haw to learn from are mistake. We apologize what we did and the people an they forgave us.

    Gilla

  18. Back in Texas I walked into a saloon, I felt a cold gust of wind flowing through my Indian Stetson hat. Suddenly the whole bar just froze when they saw my beautiful horse, latterly everyone just froze to ice, I bet they where frostbitten, even the bar maid and the whiskey she got in her hand was frozen to ice. But my horse was fine although his stirrup was cold as hell. So I gave him my hat, this made my scalp cold but I would do anything for my horse. When I was finishing checking out this cold bar I went out to my car and picked up my gun, it was the best gun only Marshals where allowed to carry this kind of weapon, everyone was always jealous of it. When I went behind the bar I found that someone had hung themselves, I was scared at first but why should I be scared he was dead, so I hid the body so no one would think I killed this poor guy. When I was finished digging his grave a laid him down, one week later I wanted to check on his body so that no body had noticed him, but he was gone!

    Gilla

  19. Back in Texas I walked into a saloon, I walked too the bar maid that was incredibly beautiful and asked if they have anything to eat I asked and she said no we only have beer and whiskey here. Ok then do you know where I can get my horse feed?
    Yes just go to the barn and ask the horse master. I walked to the horse master and asked if he can feed my horse and he said no. I asked please and he still said no and the stirrup told me to fight him in my mind and I got mad att him and he got mad at me. Then we fight if the horse will get feed or not and I won easy. He said I’m sorry I’m just jealous of the birds in the sky that that can fly free in the air. As an apology I’ll give you my stetson hat and I will feed your horse. I accept his apology and then I see an indian getting hunted by a marshal from out of nowhere.
    That was weird and i just wanna forget that weird shit ever happened. looks like its time to forsake my old hat now i have my new hat but i want it to like a treasure so i handwrite a map and hide the hat somewhere.i throw the map on the street then i see someone with a scalp that picked it up and hides it fast as he looks at it. feeling happy go back to my horse just too see my horse laying a baby horse then i get a sudden feeling. I run to the bar maid and ask if she wanna marry me and she said ok? and then they lived happily forever and ever in disneyland.
    THE END

    Gilla

  20. ”Back in Texas I walked into a saloon, I threw stetson hat off my head and paid a bottle of whiskey. After few glasses of whiskey I saw a guy who was blowing up my horse. I ran out of the saloon and saw that my horse was blew and I saw the guy runing away. I ran after him and after few miles I caught him. I cut all his fingers off so he can never blow up my horse again.” said the marshall. We all started to laugh. He also told that he met hes beautiful, Indian wife there.

    Gilla

  21. Back in Texas I walked into saloon, I began to take a look around when I saw a man with a white Stetson hat, white gun, black robe, black pants and black boots. He brought a beautiful horse, I felt a little jeulous because my horse wasn’t beautiful as his. His horse was white as snow, strong as a bear and beautiful as a flower. In the saloon a bar maid asked an Indian man why the man with the white stetson hat had scar on his face. The Indian man said</u< he fell from his horse and landed on his face on the ground. The bar maid felt sorry for him. But, suddenly we heard a horse from outside, which was trying to run, but someone succeded to catch it with his lasso. The owner really got mad at the horse for its escape.

    Gilla

  22. Back in Texas I walked into a saloon, I bought a drink. I held my drink while I was driving my boat. In my boat I had a big weedfarm that smelled like shit. I had to harvest everything and regrow it. When I got into the harbour I sold the weed to another costumer that could´t pay up so I hit him until he died. After my first blood I continue on my journey to sell my weed.
    I saw another customer but he had already bought a pack of weed so I left him dead on the floor. Continuing on my killing spree I gave up on selling my weed so I got a hooker high and got laid. When she awoke from a night of real pleasure ,I was already gone.

    awake-awoke-awoken/awakened
    buy-bought-bought
    drink-drank-drunk
    hold-held-held
    leave-left-left
    pay-paid-paid
    regrow-regrew-regrown
    sell-sold-sold
    smell-smelled/smelt-smelled

    Gilla

  23. buy – bought – bought
    cast – cast – cast
    drink – drank – drunk
    fly – flew – flown
    give – gave – given
    knit – knitted/knit – knitted/knit
    outbid – outbid – outbid
    shrink – shrank/shrunk – shrunk
    spit – spit/spat – spit/spat
    unweave – unwove/unweaved – unwoven/unweaved
    ————————————————————————–
    Back in Texas I walked into a saloon, I walked to the bar maid, bought a glass of whiskey and took a window seat, I laid my stetson hat . I cast a spell on a cat who walked past the window while I drank the ehiskey. I flew up from the table when I saw him, the Marshal. Last year I gave him all my money after a bet. I started to knit his hair in anger while he outbid an Indian to get a horse. He shrank the horse to pocket-size but kept the stirrup in full sizem and then spat on it but. I was so jealous for some reason, so I unwove his beautiful hair when I saw the scar in his scalp when I passed out.

    Gilla

  24. Words:
    Bring-brought-brought
    Cost-cost-cost
    Fit-fit/fitted-fit/fitted
    Leave-left-left
    Meet-met-met
    Misunderstand-misunderstood-misunderstood
    Prove-proved-proven/proved
    Speak-spoke-spoken
    Take-took-taken
    Whet-whetted-whetted

    Back in Texas I walked into a saloon, I brought my Stetson hat with me. It had cost me a lot of money. It fits perfectly. I had parked my horse at the entrance; I didn’t take its stirrup off, since I didn’t plan to stay very long. I ordered a whiskey from the barmaid. I left soon after. Outside I met a beautiful Indian woman. She had scalps hanging from her waist. The marshal soon after showed up to arrest her. She claimed that he had misunderstood her intentions. She proved that the scalps she had was actually just pieces of fur, and that she take them with her in order to more easily whet her arrows whenever she goes hunting. I realised it was a genius idea, and got jealous of her intellect.

    Gilla

  25. Verbs:
    1 Beat, beat, beaten,
    2 break, broke, broken,
    3 catch, caught, caught.
    4 dive, dove/dived, dived
    5 eat, ate, eaten,
    6 freeze, froze, frozen.
    7 grow, grew, grown.
    8 lose, lost, lost
    9 outgrow, outgrew, outgrown.
    10 shit, shit/shat/shitted, shit/shat/shitted

    words:
    Stetson hat, stirrup, horse34, bar maid, whiskey, Indian, scalp, Marshal, beautiful, jealous.

    Back in Texas I walked into a saloon, I beatthe Marshal and then asked the bartender for a large whiskey. But I was so frustrated so I brokethe glass with the power of my grip. So I started to clean up my mess and caught a glimpse of a beautiful bar maid and slipped and dived to the floor.
    I was a bit dizzy from the fall so I started toeatmy Stetson hat, the bar maid came to rescue but saw a handsome Indian and stopped to talk to him, I started tofreeze of jealousy. And at this moment I knew I had to growup and leave this place for good. I went outside and realized that I had lostmy horse in a game of poker, so I went inside again and bet my stirrups on blackjack and won a pig with a outgrownshirt on him. When I was riding away from there I could only think on scalping that Indian boy until I shitmyself

    Gilla

  26. Wild West story 19 oct 2015

    Past Verb list:
    Awake
    Be
    Become
    Begin
    Broke
    Choose
    Dream
    Forgot
    Know
    Steal
    Find
    Hide

    New verb list:
    Bend
    Come
    Smell
    Shit
    Flee
    Whet
    Shoot
    Put
    Ride
    Hide
    See
    Know

    Word list:
    Stetson hat,
    Stirrup
    , horse,
    bar maid,
    whiskey,
    Indian,
    scalp,
    Marshal,
    beautiful,
    jealous.

    Back in Texas I walked into a saloon, and there it was a bottle of whiskey. It came closer, so close I couldn’t stand it anymore. I had to drink it. The bottle shat itself and tried to flee to the beautiful bar maid. I had to act quickly. In a matter of seconds I was ontop of my horse by the help of the stirrup. I rode the horse all the way to the bar. On the counter there was something, a stetson hat. It was the marshal’s. He put his hat on and stared me down. I knew what was coming for me. Five seconds later I was on the ground, shot and jealous as I saw the marshal drink the whiskey. MY whiskey. I was heartbroken and could feel it all the way to my scalp. I was a member of the Indian clan, Hakaputa. Hakaputa was notorious for having newly whetted spears, hidden on their back. I was no exception, slow and steadily I stabbed the marshal in the neck. I bent over and smelled his intestines.

    Gilla

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